Expectations Vs. Reality / Game of thrones
The swagg level of the Lannisters brothers is so high! :-)
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
none of you can do it discreetly anyways
we see you
everyone sees you
"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"
Is it dad?
Resting your head on the bus window, despite the vibrations causing mild concussion
when you walk away from your friends to go fart in a far away spot and someone walks over to you